inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

Sometimes I think about how the show would change if David’s name had actually been Florian. 

Snow!

Florian!

I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU!

I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU… Florian?

"AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?"

In due course the brothers separated, each for his own destination.

#hp

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

  • First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
  • Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Cassidy
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    blue otter (so intimidating) 
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Rose Ruxton
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    no just no
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Blue lanyard? Wowww 
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    black cat

owlhaus:

Hogwarts Quidditch designs. These were fun! Don’t know what to do with them first.

siminiblocker:

Some more Fangirl fan art. I loved this scene. Also if you’ve read the book, it’s definitely been one of THOSE weeks. So yeah. This was a fun reprieve. Just want to draw noodley dancing people all the time now.

siminiblocker:

Some more Fangirl fan art. I loved this scene. Also if you’ve read the book, it’s definitely been one of THOSE weeks. So yeah. This was a fun reprieve. Just want to draw noodley dancing people all the time now.

misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly