pride and prejudice + “still movement”
(requested by somnus-nemuri)

#p&p

Oh take some notes kids ‘cause this is what Pilates can do for you

When a girl at church has fob lyrics written all over her arm and you cry not because the disloyal order of the water buffalo is written on her arm in sharpie, but because you point out a line she got wrong.

asheathes:

The only nickname appropriate for you favourite character is you fucking piece of shit

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning